On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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