There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
