I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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