every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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