great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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