I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
