my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Everclear isn't food dammit
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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