The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Shame is for Republicans.
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