so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just gargled with NyQuil
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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