Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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