I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Acid is not a monday night drug
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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