he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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