dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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