plz talk dirty to me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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