tell your sister to shave her snatch
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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