Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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