TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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