i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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