I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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