stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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