It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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