idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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