clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
This is the high leading the old right now
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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