What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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