I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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