I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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