Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Say something about gay babies.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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