Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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