I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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