I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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