I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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