I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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