But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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