And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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