I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
