i just google imaged poop.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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