God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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