Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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