I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish i was in the wii world.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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