my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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