I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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