I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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