Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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