Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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