Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
do herpes really smell.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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