What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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