It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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