I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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