but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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