What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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