I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Randomize
